Good Feelings

There are many awesome things to write about.

Like the new 3-D printer, or the sequel to National Lampoon's Vacation.

But what about feelings?

The good ones of course, no the awesome ones.

The cleanliness feel you get after taking a bath.

Washing away not only dirt , but  negativity too!

What about when the allergy pill kicks in and out,

out goes the mucus like in those commercials?

Or that nice poop you just had?

Didn't need a push, not even Pepto.

Just came out like ice cream dispensing.

On a lighter note,

Maybe you get that back-to-school,looking hella fresh (and awesome) feel.

Or for all my lucky braces people;

How about when the chains they call braces come off?

And that just-brushed, clean feel after brushing your teeth?

Awesome!

Now Ladies, how about when you can finally whip that bra out from under your shirt?

The puppies shall breathe and breathe they shall.

Guys I don't think you know too much about that, right?

To give you all a better feel,

unbuckle your belt and unbutton those tight waisted pants.

Feels good huh?

And as much as everyone tries to deny it;

Man does it feel awesome to let loose that fart you've been holding in for a while.

You did justice though because you had a feeling,

a feeling that it wasn't roses everyone would be smelling and right you were.

I don't know about you but, that's one way to make me smile.

There are many awesome things to write about,

and what I said might not be worthy of being called awesome

or be anywhere close to what others have said

 but to me at least, these good feelings are pretty awesome.