Granny's On The Loose

Granny"s on the loose She's running around And cannot be found Granny's on the loose This greedy old mizer, who is terribly mean And oh yeh, skinny as a bean (Pole that is) Granny's on the loose, again (Don't grin) She's soooo selfish she wont even offer a dog a bone Rather than give me a penny she would rather buy a stone Granny's on the loose Yeh man, she clings to every nickle And would offer nothing if you were in a pickle Granny's on the loose She would rather sit back and grin This little woman of sin But, Granny's on the loose She has literally flown the coop! (Written age 10 years)