The Gravedigger’s Seven Thoughts of the Week

I. This man, though some considered sour, died from laughter. II. A pair of identical twins, could never tell them apart so one wonders who got this spot. III. In that deep lake, he decided to take a dip, obviously he was going to sink. IV. She had insomnia, but when trying “sleep” out, she did not want to quit. V. Tigers are adorable, but if you hug a real one, well, go figure. VI. “Watch your step” is great advice, but do not drive off cliffs either. VII. Surprisingly enough, this one is quite bland as he just died of a stroke.