Gurl

August 27, 2017

Hang on lemme get the phone

OH my fricken god.

I can. not. believe she took the fall for that!

what, oh, no hon she plead guilty

mmmmmhmmmmm

After our sisters hired that lawyer too!

I mean it's not like we had to,

She is the one who went and got body piercings,

from a drag queen!

Yeah, yeah, I KNOW! Tong split and everything.

How did she even pay for that?

hmmm

oh shit. nooo, but she never smoked herself, right? god

What about her swimming meets?

ah-

don't be like that

I get why though, you should have heard her

"he's not rebellious, he's renagade! now give me my heels!"

and I was like "Sistah, this boy should only be attracting magnets,

plus he doesn't even know you exist"

No! noooooo, she did not give up that swimming scholarship!

Hah! yeah,,

and that awful shell bra!

God I wish dad could see her now,

His perfect little mermaid.

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