Halloween Sucks

Halloween sucks and I'll tell you why;

It's a religious holiday for witches and warlocks and that's no lie.

Halloween sucks because it's also a pagan holiday and that's a fact;

A lot of idiots celebrate Halloween, regardless if they're white, yellow, red, brown, or black.

Halloween costumes are based on scaring supernatural beings, which is true;

This shitty holiday has been around for years, so it's not new.

As a Muslim, I never celebrate Halloween;

The idiots, who celebrate this holiday, are either adults, children, or teens.

If the trick-or-treaters come to my house, I'll tell them that I don't celebrate this holiday;

Not having any candy for them is something else that I'll say.

Halloween sucks and it'll never, ever be swell;

Halloween can go straight to hell.