Ham, Cheese, and Wine

Once upon a time

No meat, I could not dine

Those pigs, damn, could they whine

I’d go for some ham, cheese, and wine

Went to find pig number one and BAM!

Now, my teeth, oh yes, I grind

Got a sledge and chopped his door

Didn’t give a fight, what a bore

Went to his brother’s door

Sliced him to the core

The third one was a dope

Went to the store

Came back to the thorn

I pierced him like the lore

Don’t come for me

I’m a wolf, don't ya know?

Back to my den

For some ham, cheese, and wine