Ham or Eggs

Dear Isaiah,

Are you ham or are you eggs?

There is a chicken or pig in every situation;

now the chicken is involved in the meal,

whereas the pig is committed.

Are you involved or are you committed?

Someone who is involved cannot also be committed;

this is because one cannot only be a certain percent committed.

A pig cannot be a chicken, and a chicken can never be a pig,

two there is only 2 choices in every situation for one to pick.

So are you ham or are you eggs?