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Happy Gilmore


Happy Gilmore Accordingly, statistically, based strictly off the annoying reportings by deported informants from the land of the greed/statistics read, typically the majority, minus minorities and the momentarily occasionally ordinary mostly act accordingly minorities voting dweebs human being aka the "Normies" prioritize priorities like lawyer fees, groceries, employee retreats, mortgage fees and storage fees/ before they help a homeless man phone his Dad, or phone his gramps, let them know he's home or maybe call him a cab, he's free at last, off on the road he goes, he used to be a fiend, the enemies seed, now he's clean Free from glass, crack, black and Jack, yes indeed he is The symbol of hope for he or she, soon to see his seeds which he ain't seen since 2003, I pray the family tree will keep the peace,. consistently believes the enemy can never ever intervene, cause I'll be damned... Went off track and we all know a middle upper class Normie, u know like "Cory from Brophy meet's Dorothy the Home queen, age 40, with 4 seeds, drink Four Peaks, no Old E, nor smokes weed" ... For the normies, same day yet boring, it's another typical ordinary Tuesday on a new day, just the usual June 8th, reporting nothing new or unusual/but not for this minority this morning normies and homies, extraordinary unusual new day yet beautiful this June 8th, HOORAY for TUESDAY!!! Woke up too late on a school day, F school this Tuesday, phone rang, it's Judge Banks, act accordingly, but wait... did he say???... I heard straight???... noooo way ???? Yaaaay for peet sake, It's been a minute bro, since family judicial cancelled a supposedly randomly scheduled urinary yearly UA, Mario magnifico/yo brooo this is a spiritual momentarily aka "A" miracle/is this biblical??? Or a cautionary non fictional formal warning sign by Christ, what might be in store if we, or simply highly likely open doors, invite 40 whores plus 4, then times 4, that's 640 snorting horny whores, GOOD LORD!!!!! What an orgy with the Broski's, me, slick, Rick and Morty, snorting morphine from yours or from my pours, need some more, "yo Morty go find some morphine or some chlorine look accordingly and forcefully and ook inside or behind Darlene's car seat?"/damn we can't forget why we're here for, something I'll kill for/emotionally only focusing, and hoping 1, 2, 3 or all 4 Broski's or at least one please, will score, I'll be Happy, Gilmore/don't lie am I thinking fictional or rational??? Fuccin tweak!!!!
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Mixed personal narrative about addiction recovery and social contrast

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Oscillates between hopeful redemption and chaotic hedonism

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