Head of a Moose

HEAD OF A MOOSE
 

With eyes of marble and tuffs of hair 

The lonesome moose loooks oh so bare

So put him above the mantle 

so you can see him loud and clear

"He's from Alaska"

You say so proud

Smiling and lying through your teeth

for you found him on the side of the road as you drove by

Then asked me to make a moose pot pie