Help?

Where Am I? Mexico?

 I'm sorry, I don't speak spanish all that well. Shame on me? OK.

Everything smells different. Roosters in the road. Where are all of the mountains & hills?

When will it stop raining? Why do people here drive like the world is ending?

Hello AT&T?, I just had my iphone stolen again. But what can I do? It's practically their career.

Time to go swimming in that shark water. Hip-hip! Molly! Haha, just kidding. Dont do Molly.

Clubs here are are overrated. King of Diamonds! More like King of Steal-All-Your-Money!

Why do girls here think that they can only survive by selling their bodies? Haven't they ever heard of an education? Perhaps a degree? & No, not the deordorant.

I want to go home. I miss my hometown. I don't belong here. I can't stay here.

I miss Faneuil Hall, I miss the change of seasons, I miss Boston.