Heroic Couplet of My Sins

Champion of you,

Nothing I won’t do;

Egotistical,

Not so typical.

Money criminal,

Greedy imbecile.

Selfish to the heart.

Attitude so tart,

Stone cold to the core,

Ready for the war.

Love the finer things,

Similar to kings.

Eat only cuisine,

With side of caffeine.

Healthy? Not aware

Shout out to the pear.

I been through a lot,

But I won’t dare stop.

I’m swollen-headed,

Knowledge embedded,

Sometimes self-fulfilled,

Articulate skilled,

Though at times I sin,

I will not give in.