History is weird

Do y'all ever just look at our history 

it's not just a bunch of old dudes talking about legacy 

In fact it is just to opposite you see

Tomas Jefferson owned two bears

Hamilton produced 6 heirs

ben Franklin never took baths

And a scale broke under William Taft 

hamilton also produced his own sex scandal 

I know this info is to much to handle 

hey at least now we are free 

now we can look into our future candidatecy