How to Become President in Less than 20 Lines
If you want to be president, you have to fight to win.
Be thirty six years old to begin,
Be a natural born citizen for fourteen years,
Say the oath of office to have no fears.
Never put yourself in shame,
Or else you will be sad to have joined the game.
Don't shout, fight, or cheat,
Or else positions might put you in some heat.
Always smile, never frown
Treat every day like you’re wearing a crown!
Don't cry, don't complain-
It’s all fine because you have the brain!
And with all this you will get attention in the press,
But try hard not to get too stressed!
Write your speeches and defend the law of the land.
Be the military commander, a good one we demand!
You have your own cabinet, your own limo... the beast, and your own private jet... Air Force One
With all that clearly you have won!
Follow these rules and you will see,
How easy becoming president can be!
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