How can anyone function without this man to be honest?

Far beyond that of a basic life necessity 

Ascension to the realm of those who have merged with the souls of the common people, like Jesus or Kanye West

In comparison food has now become a luxury

Water is a mere decoration in the evaporating light of his justice and might

Juicy arms, able to lift me up on my darkest days

Observant, knowing when people can and cannot see him and when their time is up

Hot, so much so that republicans deny he is the main cause of global warming

Nationalist, as he was a marine that dropped justiceonto his enemies like he will drop Triple H this Sunday at 9 PM

Cute, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

ENTHUSIASTIC! SOMEONE IS LITERALLY ALWAYS SCREAMING HIS NAME AS YOU READ!

Nature, We continue to see him in his natural habitat daily as he gallops through the forest preparing to RKO his prey

Am I even trying at this letter