How to make an ideal person

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You will need:

1 human body (preferably fresh)

1 absorbent mind

2 parts ambition

1 part hard work

3 parts hormones

1 part friendliness

16/18 cups knowledge (Depends of consistency)

A pinch of desire

A pinch of attitude (for flavor)

 

How to make:

1.       Pour all the ingredients into the body.

2.       Add the absorbent mind.

3.       Chill for 5-6 years.

4.       Serve and enjoy.

Serves 2 parents

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