How Relieved Am I

How Relieved am I,

To have never killed a guy,

to have loved only the endless grey sky

It's cloudy, damp, drizzle of an embrace.

A guy was a dude,

asked his bitch  to prom,

she said no,

sharpened his knife,

with a bloody whetstone,

stabbed her to death.

"I never loved her any less"

Just a misunderstood chap.

He'll fare well in prison, being the good ol' fashioned loverboy he is.

What a dear.