How to Write a Rap Rap Song

Hey, everybody, lets write a rap.

First there's a rhythmu'll ned to clap.

Keep that rhythm and stay intime,

'cause arap needs rhythm and a good strog rhyme.

''But what will we write?" I hear you shout.

There ain't no rule to what a rap's about,

you can rap about a robber, you can rap about a king,

you can rap abot a chewed u piece of string...

(well you can rap about almost..... anything!)

you can rap about the ceiling, you can rap about the floor,

you can rap about the window, you can rap on the door,

you can rap about things that are mean of pleasant,

you can wrap about wrapping up a christms present.

you can rap about a mystery hidden in a box,

you can rap about a pair of smelly old socks,

you can rap about something that is over and gone,

you can rap about something that's goin on and on and on.

But when you think there just ain't nothing left o say...

you can rap it all up and put it away.

I's a rap. It's a rap. It's a rap rap rap rap rap!