Humpty Funkdy

Humpty Funkdy sat on a wall,

He made a sick beat and everyone called,

He was the most popular egg in the town,

The king was impressed and gave him a crown,

Humpty Funkdy fell off his beat,

He landed it badly and broke both his feet,

He wrote a good beat, but could never walk again,

And that is how Humpty Funkdy's story ends.