I Am Perfect
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I am perfect.
I have two pimples,
A permanent bad hair day,
Halfway decent grades.
I am horribly short-tempered,
Quick to take offense,
About as socially acceptable as a slap in the face.
I have an excessive fondness for chocolate,
Am terrible at sports,
And have a body shaped like a potato.
I am the self-deprecating
Introverted weirdo
Who spends her weekends locked up in her room writing poems.
I am perfect.