I’m just your average guy,

Two eyes, one nose

Who knows the woes

Of trying to fit in.

But, listen to me,

So that you may see, how I see,

That that’s not all its cracked up to be

Trying again and again, there’s no end

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink,

Because that stuff stinks,

A smell straight from hell

Like a full trash bin

A piece of my mind?

I have a peace of mind,

My advice to all,

You don’t have to begin