I have two zits between

January 25, 2015

I have two zits between my eyes,

Big and fat and hairy thighs,

Feet that smell like day-old cheese,

And hairline even higher than Cheech,

Blackheads on my nose look like tiny bullets,

And curls on my head that give me a mullet,

My fingers attached to sweaty meaty paws,

But really, are any of these flaws?

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Grant-Grey Porter Hawk GudaMay 12, 2016

<p>Powerful expression! </p>