I Know I´ve Messed Up

I know I've messed up.

Go on ahead and tell me what I did wrong.

Tell me if I miss anything.

First thing, I've called you names.

I may or may not have meant them.

But whatever.

Second, I did take the last cookie.

I enjoyed it.

A lot.

Third, I did annoy you on purpose.

It's fun and entertaining,

What else can I say?

Fourth, I didn't get up on time.

I know I had to rush.

And that I caused you to panic, but still.

Fifth, I forgot to do some things.

Yeah, call me lazy because I intentionally ´forgot´.

I don't care anymore.

Sixth, I don't care.

I know I hurt your feelings.

It may have been intentional.

Seventh, I lie.

I told you that you looked good,

But of course it wasn't true.

So now you can go on ahead and take my breath away.

I know I'm a screw up.

I'm waiting for you to add on to my ever growing list of faults.