If not you on an island? What else?

I can’t live without what you are,

You bring me excitement just by thought,

What you are I can pay gold, bar by bar,

I’m not suppose to have you but I haven’t got caught.

Your so hot when I put you in my mouth,

I love the way you feel,

When I am finished I sweat like the south,

When I see your behind that is when it’s real.

My friends say that I am into you too much,

But the truth is you keep me alive,

I take you out to lunch,

And stick your body with a knife,

I can’t live without your rice your beans,

Your meat, tomatoes, avocados, and sour cream.

My mom says burritos are unhealthy,

That is probably why i’m not sexy