Oh wouldn't it be ever so nice,

to pull Antartica free from the ice,

and bring it where the sun shines bright,

and tell the world "No need to fight",

"We have some land" "We have it right here",

the women will clap and the children will cheer,

for Antartica! that hallowed land, 

we'd pack up our bags and strike up the band,

of this new continent we'd all have a slice,

if we pulled Antartica free from the ice.