"I'm Kickass."

Why am I kickass?

 My grades are quite high,

for me the girls would die,

I've got luscious brown hair, 

when you're older you'll care,

I jump high for my heighth

also, I'm white.

You cannot beat me, 

I run fast, can't you see?

I play the guitar,

people flock to this star, 

I've got many a skill,

my humbleness above all if you will.

And if the irony you can see,

from the past sentence, golly!

I've constructed a poem of creativeness

Now all can see my lyrical geniusness.