I'm NOT A Stalker

Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. I know everything about you. I know you take showers every night from 9 to 9:15. I know you secretly love Chester See. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not a stalker. I’m just very interested in you. Did you know you make the cutest faces when you’re asleep? Do you want to see the photo album I made of us? (I edited myself in. My skillz are pretty good, huh?) Good morning, my love! You’re looking dapper! Oh, before I forget! This is for you! Hey… Love…? Why is everyone laughing? Why are you looking at me like that? What’s that, Love? Oh. You… You want me to… Leave you alone…? My heart is broken… I’ll never love again… Why must I live in such a cruel world?! Huh? We have a new student? He’s cute?! Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. I know everything about you…