I'm A Republican

I'm a Republican and what I'm saying is true;

Voting for Donald Trump to be the U.S. President was what I would do.

I'm a Republican and always will be;

I'll never be a Democrat again, as you can see.

I'm a Republican and I think that President Trump is a good guy;

A lot of people say that he's a racist, which is a lie.

I'm a Republican and I think I should buy a "Make America Great Again" hat;

Hillary Clinton is a dyke and a filthy rat.

I enjoy being a Republican everyday;

Democrats are jerks and that's all I have to say.