Issued Tissues

Nothing too deep to say to you, just that you have tissue stuck to your shoe

You snort at your own jokes and claim you were IT in highschool

But nodody cares, Nobody cares that you were star reciever 

now the only thing you recieve is insults from us for trying too hard

Nothing too deep to say to you, just that people attending your class are few

You tell outdated stories of how you won the game and how all the ladies loved you

But nobody cares, nobody cares about how the prettiest girl in school was yours

now the only thing you have left is a memory of the glory years and a wife that constantly questions why.

Nothing too deep to say to you, just that you have issues stuck to you