It's Been a While

Dear Friend,

It has been 3 years since I have seen you. How are you doing? I hope that everything is going well. How is your mother? I know that she was into the new cotton ball and sunshine diet craze. I decided to write you a letter instead of texting you because I feel like my message would last longer on a sheet of paper than be archived and automatically deleted on your phone. The warm tones of paper are underestimated in today's society. I hope you don't mind my language since you are an anti-traditionalist. I must warn you though: be very careful with paper, you can easily get a cut if you mishandle it. The burn and pain that resonates from a paper cut is astoundingly excruciating. If you get cut, do not fret, just get a chap stick and apply some on the wound and it will feel better immediately. Anyway, I hope that you are having an amazing vacation on Mars and I look forward to "hearing" back from you soon!

P.S. Reply to me using a pencil and paper please! Let's make this a trend again!

Sincerely Yours,

Cosmo Alpa