It's too late to care

What bs will I get into today?

Being safe at home is boring so let me see what trouble I can start

Lets see if I can break somebody's heart 

Just because I'm bored 

Lets see if I can get in those pants 

& tell my friends I scored 

Lets see if I can make my mama worry about where I am until she has a heart attack

Then when I see she's sick I'll feel bad then be bored some more because she's in the hospital and isn't able to worry 

Lets see how much of a low life I can be today

When I look in the mirror I see the ideal jack ass 

I love myself and love my past 

I don't wanna change 

I'll stay the same 

If that's ok with you 

And even if it's not