I’m Taken (A Parody of “I’m Single” by Lil’ Wayne)

First Verse Uh, wedding dress and tuxedo, (Yeah) No priest, she’d rather limo. Here and there to Vegas casino. Man, kept eyeing my wallet like an eagle. I’m tired of making another sequel, I’m about to settle down with the prequel. Uh, then let us meet each other’s people. Uh, then get married, and no placebos. Yeah, now she hear I’m friends with the priest. Yeah, and he said he’d do it for free. *chuckle* Heh, she prolly on a shopping spree. She’s looking for a dress and shoes for the feet. Man, her wedding dress is gleaming bright. So luminous, I can use her as a flashlight. Walking down the aisle, will you be my wife? Now, somebody tell them girls I’m taken for the night. Chorus Yeah, I’m taken. Groom had to propose to that bride like satan. I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’, And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price. And I’m taken, Yeah I’m taken. And I’m taken, Tonight I’m taken. And I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’. And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price. Second Verse Uh, Hairline sharp as a tack. Shirt’s white, but my tuxedo’s fully black. *chuckle* And my girl acting like a trap, So when the priest talks, I say “I do”, And she says it back. She loves it when I’m explicit, And when we get home; purchased, no rentin’. She calls her mother—advice to cook a dish, MAN I LOVE IT WHEN SHE SKIN THAT FISH. Under shirt, and tuxedo pants, Now, make me make a change of plans. Girl we can just… slow dance. Yeah, I plea-yay for an hour, before I take a chance. Honeymoon and birthday suits, It’s the anniversary, as I ready my troops. Don’t want to cuss, turn out the light. Man somebody tell them girls I’m taken for the night! Chorus Yeah, I’m taken. Groom had to propose to that bride like satan. I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’, And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price. And I’m taken, Yeah I’m taken. And I’m taken, Tonight I’m taken. And I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’. And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price. Third Verse Uh, now she just took a little test, And I got an alert address. Uh, and I’ve been cuddlin’ all day winter. And she said, “Soon, we’ll need a babysitter”. She wants me to have a baby with her, Say she wish we could have at least two in a family picture. I say hold on, She says she’s not playin’. Then I respond to her feelings like a different man. Uh, rush hours, but slow time. My anxiety was pointy like a porcupine. I cut the trees down; both pines. It’s Christmas in town; snow drive. We drink eggnog; all aligned. We both say we married, and the relationship’s dying. The fight was long, holy despite. Put your hands up if you’re taken for the night! Chorus Yeah, I’m taken. Groom had to propose to that bride like satan. I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’, And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price. And I’m taken, Yeah I’m taken. And I’m taken, Tonight I’m taken. And I ain’t kiddin’ on nothin’, I’m vowing on lovin’. And my homeboy said he got the ring off half price.