"Jingle Jingle"

Jingle Jingle.. Chris Cringle sleighbells ring they ding it tingles/

Tis the season to be jolly eggnog plus a pot uh coffee/

Presents.. underneath the tree this one says Jason that for me/

Geez luh Weez its a toy Jeep beep beep! "Get off my Street!"/

Cinamin buns gunna munch em up yup yup yup yup I love this stuff/

So much my mother comes in klutch with pancakes I eat for brunch!/

Snow outside is quite delightful flakes fall its quite the sight/

Unlike the fall December white.. Christmas lights shinning bright!/

Listening to Deck the Halls, Santa Clause Comes to Town,/

Santa Baby, Jingle Bells and Mary did you know (whoa)/

Little Drummer Boy, All I want for Christmas,/

Holly Jolly Christmas, and Winter Wonderland (yea!)/

Watch a couple movies like the Polar Express/

It's a Wonderful Life but not the case in Bad Santa../

Ebunezzer Screwege and the Grinch are always pissed/

So I turn to home alone in the comfor of my home/

I go to check my stocking it feels like a bunch uh rocks/

A bunch uh coal I should uh known I'm super blown I just got boned/

I mean come on I have been on my best behavior/

Tell em Lord God Jesus Christ my Savior!/

At my aunts and uncles my cousins theres over dozen of em/

Grandmas! ones Mary the other is Sarah?/

Yeehaw let me get some sugar cookies Iv'e been looking../

(Gulp) damn so good I love my aunts cooking/

Wanna baseball bat, wanna brand new hat wanna brand new cap wann flip it on back/

wanna brand new kite, wanna brand new bike, wanna brand new mic and I want it wrapped/

Want new shoes.. two pair, air nikes and hair gel/

A drone.. colone to dumb down my naturla smell/

Merry merry Christmas Merry merry Christmas! /

Get what you want! and check it off your wishlist!/

Merry merry Christmas Merry merry Christmas!/

Get what you want! and check it off your wishlist!/

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