Just my luck By Daniel Davila

Once wished for pet puppy Invited to a party once Drove the road that was bumpy I did the worst stunts Got in a car crash Broke my girlfriend’s arm My dog smash She didn’t like my charm Once wished for a blue bike Slam the door went Tire tore from a spike Alone my time spent Tripped, fell it broke Broke up with me too Fell in water, now I’m soaked Now I drink Mountain Dew Wished for a pretty lady to stay Which tastes like green stew At the beach one sunny day Looked at the can overdue Woman fell in my lap dead Got food poisoning the next day To the hospitals she fled To the hospital on a Friday Once wished for a decent job Once got into a fight Had a boss who was a slob Down to the ground that night Worked overtime on Saturdays It was my exgirl’s boyfriend I have seen better days He was also my best friend Got fired one Thursday Just my luck when I got a wife Because I didn’t stay Accidently cut her with a knife Doing overtime Divorced and went to jail Wasn’t a crime The wall talks to me in brail