Kawaii Potato

Plain potatoes are pretty much boring

Other than being made of polysaccharides,

They are planned for one great purpose:

To be consumed by this wicked world of potato eaters.

I however refuse to be consumed by this unforgiving world,

The world is not worthy of my potential greatness

Not only am I here to follow through with my purpose,

I am here to live out my life as a Kawaii Potato.