A Kind and Terrific Friend

By Swagg baby

A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my car
But the very next day, you set it on fire
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Christopher Vasquez

I'm dreaming of a remarkable Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the baubles glisten and families listen
To hear reindeer hooves in the snow

You were kind
You were slender
Monarch of Japan
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the families they were singing
You asked me to kiss
And then we did laugh

But then last Christmas, I gave you my car
And the very next day, you set it on fire
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Christopher Vasquez instead

You're dirty
You're obnoxious
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop, 
Rockin' around the Christmas fire, 
Let the Christmas spirit ring, 
Later I'll have some roasted chestnuts 
And me and Christopher Vasquez will laugh

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about shiny necklaces
I just want Christopher Vasquez for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Christopher Vasquez

Oh, Christopher Vasquez yeah, oh Christopher Vasquez yeah
Christopher Vasquez the friend is a kind, terrific soul
Christopher Vasquez the friend is a fairy tale they say

Christopher Vasquez baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Christopher Vasquez baby, won't you laugh with me tonight?

So here it is, remarkable Christmas
Everybody's here to kiss
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a remarkable Christmastime
Simply having a remarkable Christmastime