In kindergarten, I learned how

In kindergarten, I learned how to tie my shoe. I also learned about sex. 

In first grade, I learned how to count and multiply numbers. I also learned that people should keep their hands to themselves. 

In second grade, I learned how to tell time. I also learned to keep secrets, even when telling the truth would be best.

In third grade, I learned how to type. I also learned that kisses aren't fun if they involve a tongue shoving its way down your throat. 

In fourth grade, I learned about deserts and rainforests. I also learned that girls could kiss each other in movies.

In fifth grade, I learned about acid rain. I also learned about what it's like to stay in motels. 

In sixth grade, I learned about seismic waves. I also learned that I have trouble asking for help. 

In seventh grade, I learned about the middle ages. I also learned that when I get a gut feeling I should listen, I should always listen. 

In eighth grade, I learned how to swim backwards. I also learned that some girls who liked the same guy can get into a fight and come out as friends in the end. 

In ninth grade, I learned how to shade and outline. I also learned that I like girls. 

In tenth grade, I learned how to say "hello" in French. I also learned that saying goodbye to someone you love hurts like hell, but not saying goodbye hurts more. 

In eleventh grade, I learned how to take Cornell notes. I also learned to say no to things I should never have said yes to in the first place. 

In twelfth grade, I learned about capitalism. I also learned that I don't know what the fuck I want to do with my life, but also that I don't need to figure it out right now. And that's okay.