The Kiss Gone Wrong
A princess laid beside a pond
Her hair was long, beautiful, and blonde
She hoped to find the perfect guy
She looked into the water and let out a sigh
Then, out of the water popped a frog
He swam up to the princess and sat on a log
She knew the fairy tail which was enough to convince
If she kissed this frog he would turn into a prince
So she kissed the frog as if it wasn't strange
Sat back and waited for him to change
But instead of the frog turning into a fella
The stupid princess contracted salmonella
So if you think your love life can not worsen
Don't kiss an animal, I promise you can find a person
But if you choose to not listen to my expertise
Then you will most likely get a disease
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