I, Proxima Centauri,
of 424 G-cloud Nebula Road,
Centaurus Constellation City,
revoke all former wills
and interstellar dispositions made by me
and declare this to be
my last will and testament.
I hereby appoint Helios Sol
to be the sole executor of this will
and bequeath to Helios Sol
all my atomic and personal property
of hydrogen, of dust, of shine,
whatsoever and wheresoever.
Provided that if Helios Sol predeceases me
leaving children alive at my explosion,
then I appoint such of those protostars
as have attained the age of 2 billion years
to be the executors of this will
and I hand all my atomic and personal property
to such children who have survived
and are alive at my collapse
and ensue equal shares of helium
In witness of which
I have set my outer layers to this,
at the presumed 4,000°K,
my will this 28th day
of November, year 6.5 billion.
Signed by the above
named Proxima Centauri
in our presence
and by us in Mother Universe.
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