Lazy Day

Once upon a time,

Nobody was home.

I found a dime!

I wrote this poem...

I blasted my songs,

I did the dishes,

Burnt my hand on some tongs,

Wished for some kisses,

Got an aching cramp,

Ran to the store,

Tuned on a lamp,

Answered the door,

Lost a staring contest to my dog,

Took a bath,

Slept like a log,

Got really mad,

Popped a zit,

Stretched a tad,

Smelly arm-pit?! No.

Got ignored,

Danced around,

Phone restored,

Absolutely no sound,

Boring day,

Gun shot BAM!

What to say?

#YOWO slam.