Lessons From My Rogue of a Sister

Being small means everyone underestimates you -

Use that to your advantage.

In a world of Capybaras, be a Porcupine.

Laughter is the best cure for sadness,

Ice cream is a close second.

People build fences for what they can’t control, 

Shred their attempts to define you.

Always have Febreeze and a box of matches close by.

Never pick favorites - when one sister is annoying

You can complain with the other.

Getting dirty isn’t the end of the world 

If it means getting the job done.

Words can definitely hurt you - catching them

And burning them is more satisfying than letting them hit you.

Mud is the best camouflage.

“You Idiot!” means ‘I love you’.