Let's Talk This Over

Wow, guess what we're talking about today?

Could it be sex?

Could it be gay rights?

Could it be 'walking the right path'?

Could it be sex (yet again)?

Yeah, for being an AP high school english teacher,

You talk a LOT about sex, and not so much about

what we're supposed to be talking about

like my essays - I got one back all term...

You think that you're the absolute

BEST English teacher of all time

And every one of your ideas is better than any of ours

but as a teacher, aren't you supposed to

encourage us to express our own opinions?

You always talk with a condicending tone

and I Aced you class but I learned absolutely

n.o.t.h.i.n.g.

In fact, I think if I had skipped your class all year,

I would have gotten a higher score on that stinkin'

AP English Language exam

You tried to brainwash us with all your liberal ideas

Supporting gay rights, fighting for feminism,

sex - although I'm not sure why you talked about that so much

perhaps you're just a pervert and hide it

under your extremely in-your-face- personaltity

So, I'll ask you. Let's talk this over

NO one liked your class - no lie

Even though you commanded our compiments

We all hated your class and dreaded going to class every day

But I'm glad I'm done - with you and your sex discussions

So let the Juniors deal with you now

As we seniors relax in our senioitis