The Liberal Vampires

The liberal vampires want to turn the liberal humans into vampires, which is bad;

When Blade finds out what the liberal vampires want to do, he gets mad.

Blade drives his motorcycle, searching for the liberal vampires, and I'll tell you why;

He wants to slay the liberal vampires and that's no lie.

When Blade finds the liberal vampires and they see him, the bastards try to slay the hero;

Blade is half human, half vampire, in case you didn't know.

Blade fights and slays the liberal vampires, as you can see;

Blade enjoys slaying vampires, regardless of their race or gender, and I'm sure you'll agree.

After Blade slays all of the liberal vampires, the liberal humans get mad and call Blade a Republican, and I'm speaking honestly;

The liberals are stupid and sinful and always will be.

Blade ignores the liberal humans, gets back on his motorcycle, and drives away;

The liberals are just as fucked up as the vampires and that's all I have to say.