Life is out to get me

Most of the time

When Summer is here

We need a break

Sit back with a beer

There is only one

The most dedicated of all

His job is simple

To trip me and laugh as I fall

He sets up every roadblock

In too many ways to fight

Only when I'm sleeping

Do I get relief from my plight

Do I have low self esteem

Maybe I'm just unlucky

Will I ever be happy

Like a new borne baby ducky

I wake up every morning

Knowing for sure that I'm cursted

The only good thing about my future

Is that it can't get any worse