The Lifeguard

If Poseidon was a lifeguard, 

What a mess that would be

I've heard that he tends to get angry 

An exception is, that he is the best

He can also swim the fastest 

He's saved countless lives

Including his own wife's!

Poseidon is a great lifeguard

I saw his movie Baywatch 

I'm proud of him 

He's angry someone can't swim again