A Little Less Tyranny

A well-built framework

made just for me

can be used by everyone

to make good company.

Don’t call on my name

when I’m resting in lab,

just be thankful I’m sleeping

not driving you mad.

A symbiotic relationship

is one we must share

don’t hop in my bed

or play with my . . . hair. 

If you make us do group work

with the same assholes each week,

just sit in your chair.

and shut the fuck up.