Lonely Drabness

I just love Valentine's Day

The time when people blindly throw shitty chocolate at random girls just for the hell of it in hopes they'll get some action...

Honestly, of all the stupid mating rituals in the animal kingdom, we take the cake for our greeting card based holiday based off of a saint who had no idea.

SO here I sit

Surprise, surprise

And whilst I wish I had someone to adorn with cheap shit from the drug store

I am also glad I don't have to worry about the stress of getting someone cheap shit from the drug store.

So maybe I'll go get myself some shit from the drug store.

And watch a chick flick or something.

And bitch to my dog about how fucked up life is.

That works...