The Martial Arts Muslim Is Back

The martial arts Muslim is back and that's good;

God-willing, he'll move to a suburban neighborhood.

The martial arts Muslim is shopping at a store, which is true;

Noticing an evil black woman shoplifting is what the Muslim would do.

The Muslim jumps up and kicks the shoplifter on the side of her head, before she could leave the store;

The kick made the black bitch fall down to the floor.

While the security guard pins the shoplifter to the floor, the store manager calls the cops;

The shoplifter is full of slop.

When the police arrive to arrest the shoplifter, the martial arts Muslim is really glad;

When the shoplifter is arrested and taken away, she's feeling really mad.

The store manager and the security guard thank the Muslim for stopping the bitchy fool;

The martial arts Muslim is always cool.

When the Muslim has finished shopping, he walks out of the store and goes away;

The martial arts Muslim saves the day.