The Martial Arts Muslim Stops The Mob

The martial arts Muslim is at a store looking for some clothes to buy;

Then a mob comes into the store to shoplift and that's no lie.

The mob consists of 10 criminals and that's a fact;

Those criminals happen to be black.

The martial arts Muslim stops the mob with his punches and kicks, as you can see;

He also stops them with his nunchucks and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the mob is beaten, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;

The mob is filled with fools.

When the police arrive to arrest the mob, the Muslim continues to look for some clothes to buy, which is okay;

Here are more things that I'll say.

The store manager thanks the Muslim for stopping the mob;

The mob is also filled with jerks and slobs.

The police arrest the mob and takes them away, which is great;

Mobs are what the martial arts Muslim really hates.

The Muslim finds the clothes that he wants and buy them, which is swell;

The martial arts Muslim goes home and that's all that I'll tell.