The Martial Arts Muslim Stops The Mob
The martial arts Muslim is at a store looking for some clothes to buy;
Then a mob comes into the store to shoplift and that's no lie.
The mob consists of 10 criminals and that's a fact;
Those criminals happen to be black.
The martial arts Muslim stops the mob with his punches and kicks, as you can see;
He also stops them with his nunchucks and I'm speaking truthfully.
When the mob is beaten, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The mob is filled with fools.
When the police arrive to arrest the mob, the Muslim continues to look for some clothes to buy, which is okay;
Here are more things that I'll say.
The store manager thanks the Muslim for stopping the mob;
The mob is also filled with jerks and slobs.
The police arrest the mob and takes them away, which is great;
Mobs are what the martial arts Muslim really hates.
The Muslim finds the clothes that he wants and buy them, which is swell;
The martial arts Muslim goes home and that's all that I'll tell.