Mass

We are figments of God's imagination;

Given free will to follow the natural course of events.

So let us all go to mass to focus God's mind;

So that all of our actions are in alignment with all of God's thoughts.

We are but a daydream of God's;

Given free will to experience the spiritual mysteries of life.

So let us all go to mass to focus our minds;

So that all of God's actions are in alignment with all of our thoughts.