Math Challanged

Excuse me sir but what is two plus three?

Do not stand close for I am sure you're breath is pure coffee

I am sorry I am asking but you are going way to quick

Please show me a different way for there must be a little trick

Can you not see me struggling for my hand is in the air?

It sucks that I am stuck here in your evil messy lair

When is the bell going to ring for I sure it must be soon

I feel really dumb right now and you are just standing there you goon

By the way could you finally grade my last sememsters test?

I just want to see my score I do not want to seem like a pest

I am already drowning in my homework so please understand

I also have to go to practice because I am in band

I still do not know how to add so will you please help me?